Nobody asked for this. We made it anyway.
Blots started in Bangalore because somebody ate a sour gummy and thought “this could be better,” and then we made it better. That's it. That's the lore. You were expecting a journey. There is no journey. There's a green thing with three eyes and a tongue and a complete disregard for your plans.
Here's what we know about him. He's hungry. He's always hungry. You feed him one gummy and he wants the bag. He doesn't have a backstory because he doesn't believe in the past. He shows up, something happens, and then you're explaining yourself to people who weren't even there.
We have two flavors. They're sour. They're vegetarian, somehow. They're 100 grams of a decision you'll defend later. We tested them in a lab because we had to. The lab said “this is candy.” We said sure. Here we are.
People keep saying blots made them do it. We've decided to believe them. Honestly it's the nicest thing anyone's said about us.
That's the whole story. Go buy some.